While it’s not for everyone, driving can be a blast, with your favorite tunes on the stereo, the sensation of speed and freedom. Then that dreaded shift, as something begins to whine or crunch. Like an unhappy patient, a car finds its way to communicate that it absolutely is in need of some repair. And most car owners might already be feeling that secondhand dread of popping the hood and seeing just how bad it is.
The “just rolled into the shop” online group documents the silliness that mechanics sometimes have to deal with. Preventative maintenance is not often in the vocabulary of most car owners, so the vehicles they encounter can range from “How does it even drive?” to “We need a priest, not a mechanic.” So upvote your favorites and be sure to comment your own stories below.
#1 C/S Thanks For Understanding, Nerds
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#2 I've Been Maintaining This Thing From Around 150k Miles. Definitely The Highest Mileage Customer I Have
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#3 Customer Wanted To Use This As Balance Beads So He Doesn'thave To Pay For A Balance. Says They Did It All The Time Where He Worked In Oklahoma
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As a time-honored profession, the role of the mechanic goes back multiple decades. So far back even, that some of the US regulations about the job actually still use terminology like “any person who repairs or services a motor vehicle for payment or bartering,” as if you can just drive up to your local shop with a trunk full of lemons and hope for the best.
Paradoxically, as cars have gotten more complex, the role has become more specialized and rare. In the early 20th century, filling stations, what we would now call gas stations, also used to offer a mechanic service. While per capita, there were fewer cars, the vehicles actually on the road were significantly simpler. Over time, the cost of keeping mechanics around rose, and, furthermore, having a section for groceries was just better for the bottom line.
#4 Customer States : Heard A Loud Noise And Lost All Gears
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#5 Had To Pull The Rear Seats Out Of A 2012 F250 For Some Bodywork, And Found A Second Gen iPhone Solidly Wedged Behind It! Wonder How Long It's Been There
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#6 Whoever Did This Alignment Pls Let Me Buy U A Drink
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Nevertheless, this abundance of mechanical skill did benefit the US during the Second World War. American troops who had some experience working with internal combustion engines were able to keep Sherman tanks and various utility vehicles maintained and operational in the field. This is in contrast to the German army, which still maintained over a million horses in 1945. At least in wartime, one had an excuse for why what they “just rolled into the shop” with was completely messed up.
#7 So How's Your Morning Going?
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#8 Head Gaskets On Audi A7 Tfsi. I’m Regretting Not Just Pulling The Engine
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#9 I've Never Seen A Car That Failed A Home Inspection Before
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When it comes to cars as a consumer conveyance, most people know about Henry Ford, the Model T, and early assembly lines. But it’s vital to remember that these cars were entering a world designed for horses and pedestrians. It would be a while until real car infrastructure was set up. For example, the first traffic light went up in Cleveland, Ohio, in 1914. As one can imagine, before that, you would simply enter an intersection and hope for the best.
#10 In For An Oil Change Because Our Local Valvoline “Couldn’t Get The Drain Plug Out”
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#11 UPS Mechanics Are Gonna Be Very Upset When They Find Out 30 Trucks Had Their Catalytic Converters Cut Off During The Weekend
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#12 So My Pads Have How Much Life Left? Uh… Yes
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Only a decade later, in 1925, were the first turn signals implemented. While most of us might think of the late 80s as the golden age of driving, the pre-war world also seemed like a perfect place for the car enthusiast. Drivers of the time seemed unrestricted by rules, lights, and even the need to indicate when and where they might turn. It almost sounds like the streets of the time were similar to a game of Mario Kart.
#13 The Insurance Companies Love This Maneuver
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#14 Can’t Believe They Haven’t Been Forced To Do A Total Recall
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#15 Found 2 Cupcakes Under The Splash Shield Of A ‘21 Toyota Rav4…. So Many Questions
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Of course, the cars of the time had few conveniences. Air conditioning would only show up in 1939 in limited quantities and cruise control only came about in 1948. What may shock you is that cruise control was invented by a blind man named Ralph Teetor. Despite his affliction, he managed to receive a Master’s Degree in Engineering and, among other things, invented a powered lawn mower.
#16 Yes I’m The Tech Who Didn’t Take The Seltzer
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#17 You Had One Job
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#18 3rd One We Have Had This Happen Too!
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Of course, all these invasions also mean that mechanics need to have more and more advanced knowledge of how to actually fix things. Despite that, industry standards are still to design cars that will last a long time. The predicted “life” of a car built in 2020 is supposed to be around 16 years. Unfortunately, these predictions don’t cover the potential number of owners, but analysts do think this should equal roughly 2 million km, which equals about 444 oil changes if the owners take good care of it. If you want to see more cars where that probably didn't happen, click here and here.
#19 Coolant Light Is Still On After Customer Topped It Up
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#20 I Assure You Audi, The Ignition Is Indeed On
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#21 Someone Please Explain Why A Person Would Do Such A Thing?
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#22 These Honesty Tests Are Getting Out Of Hand
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#23 The Trailer Breaker Was Burnt, So I Traced The Wires And Found This. Which One Would You Assume Is The Positive Wire?
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#24 It's Going To Be A Good Day
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#25 Undercoated Wrench Found Welded Into In A Fully Boxed Section Of A New Frame For A T1 Escalade... Someone Got Fired At The Start Of A Shift
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#26 Kachow
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#27 Hell Hath No Fury
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#28 Just Rolled In: My New Tool Box After 5 Years Of Window Shopping. Feels Good When You Do It By Yourself. Cheers!
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#29 Just Alabama Things You Find In Tires…
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#30 It’s Raining For The First Time In A While In Los Angeles. This Is The Trash Can Outside Autozone
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#31 I'm Done With Monday Already
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#32 I’ve Become The Very Person I Swore To Destroy
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#33 Guess This Could Have Gone Bad
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#34 Anti-Corrosion Protection Of The Car Body. This Is My Job
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#35 When A Carpenter Does His Own Repairs…
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#36 Customer Came Back After We Did An Oil Change On A Subaru, Stating It Had Problems, New Guy Drained The Transmission
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#37 Local Shop - 40+ Year Old Phones And All
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#38 It's A Bit Cold Out This Morning
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#39 How Often Do You See A Manual Transmission 2010 Camry? It Certainly Caught Me Off Guard
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#40 Gas Quality Around Michigan
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#41 I'm Not A Mechanic. What Did The Technician Do To My Car, And Did They Buy It Dinner First?
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#42 Working On The Sales Side Of The House Gets You Emails Like This
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#43 My Shop Calls Me The Doodler... Already Have Some Active On The Roads. Be Warned Lol
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#44 Ordered Lkq Glass Panels For The Roof. Instead Of Removing The Panels And Shipping Them They Just Cut The Whole Roof Off And Sent It
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#45 Any Other Lucky Fellas Get The Privilege Of Taking A Quick Look At Their Families Cars When They’re Home For The Holidays? Anyways, I’ve Drained About 10 Quarts Out Of My Sister’s 06 Honda Crv…
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#46 Happy Friday The 13th. Air Hammer Set Off All The Side Curtain Airbags
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#47 My Dad Spent Several Weeks Changing The Clutch On His 2003 Mini Cooper S Jcw. He Doesn't Trust The Dealer To Do It Properly. This Is What The Bell Housing Looked Like Before It Went Back On
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#48 Cylinder Head Repair, Most Steps
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#49 Reminder: You Share A Road With These People
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#50 Shop Dog? How About A Shop Chicken?
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#51 Found A Tracking Device In A Customers Car…
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#52 31x12.5r24. Just... Why?
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#53 Just Got My Christmas Present
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#54 Operator Said, We Do This In India All The Time
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#55 Been In The Parts And Service Business For 30 Years, Wish I Had All The Pictures Saved I Have Taken. Here’s My First Post
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#56 This Is What Happens When You Lend Your Manual Transmission Car To A Friend Who “Knows How To Drive Stick”
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#57 This Might Just The The Absolute Dumbest Thing I’ve Ever Seen, And I’ve Worked At A Collision Shop For 15 Years…
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#58 C/S No Heat... This May Be The Worst I've Seen
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#59 In For A Key Cut And Program. Bet I Know Where The Lost One Is
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#60 Unsure Why My Customer Spray Foamed Their Vehicle
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#61 Samurai Disc
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#62 For All Of Those Struggling With Reaching Wheel Torque, Have You Tried A Longer Pipe? 650 Ft Lbs Doesn't Come Easy For Me ?
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#63 This Is My Kind Of Customer
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#64 Customer Says He Wants His Exhaust Up The Side
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#65 *sweats Nervously*
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#66 Price Jump
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#67 The Worst Decal I’ve Ever Installed. For So Many Reasons
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#68 If Anyone Is Curious, A 21 Hemi Will Last 32,682 Miles If You Don’t Change The Oil On It
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#69 Shamoan
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#70 I Snuck Onto Our Parts Department's Computer. The Background Stays
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#71 C/S They're On Probation And They Took His Gun
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#72 Customer States Replace Drivers Rear Seat Belt Buckle, Technician States Go F**k Yourself
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#73 Rear Tires Kept Locking Up Trying To Get It In The Shop
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#74 F**k You I Win
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#75 Didn’t Want To Wait For A Tow So Had His Buddy Drag It To Us 4 Miles
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#76 C/S They Changed The Head Gasket Themselves. 100km Later This Is The Coolant. Customer Is Me
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#77 Don’t Try To Inflate Your Spare To 100psi
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#78 One Car. Four Different Brands Of Tire
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#79 Department Of Agriculture Came In For An Annual Inspection.... Now Why Do They Need This Much Fire Power??
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#80 Truck Driver Bringing In Our New Volvo Stock Struck A Bridge On His Way In
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#81 Lets Go!!!
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#82 Welp, I'm Done With Tuesday
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#83 Getting Real Tired Of These
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#84 Wonder How Long That Would Last
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#85 2022 911s 7 Speed Manual
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#86 Passed This Rust Repair For A State Inspection Because Honestly? I’m Impressed With The Paint Match
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#87 The Air Flows Better On The Outside Of The Hood
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#88 C/S Couldn't Goto Work This Morning, Going Through Messy Divorce
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#89 So Those Stinger Vehicle Immobilizers The Police Use Really Do Work
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#90 C/S "My Son Said The Police Man Helped Him Put On The Spare" They Were Barely More Than Finger Tight
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#91 When You Trust A Newer Advisor A Little Too Much…
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#92 First Time Seeing Hello Kitty Exhaust Tips
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#93 My Tech Is A Miracle Worker
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#94 Customer “Worked For Goodyear For 25 Years And Said This Is How You Get Max Performance”
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#95 Don’t Bring Bombs Into The Shop Please
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#96 Rotary Tires?
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#97 I Think The Quick Lube May Have Overfilled My Friends Car A Little
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#98 I'm Pretty Amazed By This
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#99 Cust. States: "Brake Pedal Is Sometimes Stiff"
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#100 She Drove In On This... Tow Truck Driver Who Put In The Spare Didn't Know It Was Supposed To Be Inflated Too
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#101 Can Someone Tell Me What This Tray Is Actually For?? (Bmw X5)
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#102 Customer Says Brakes Started Making Noise
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#103 Customer Rolled Into The Air Check Because Their Car Felt Funny. They Were Genuinely Confused Why I Couldn’t Check Their Right Rear
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#104 Customer Says “Had To Figure Out A Way To Get It Over Here To The Shop! Can I Get My Wrenches Back?”
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#105 Yesterday Had To Reissue Stickers For A Kid Who Just Bought A Car From Us. Cop Accused Him Of Using Counterfeit Stickers And Ripped One Off
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#106 Im Not Looking For The Wheel Lock Key!
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#107 2023 Stingray With 103 Miles. Luckily No Injuries
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#108 I Wonder Who This Guy Pissed Off
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#109 Customer Left A Helpful Note…
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#110 This Customer Must Have Pissed Someone Off, Because They Filled The 6.0l In His Dump Truck With Sand, And Did The Same Thing To The Engines In His Other Dump Truck, His Skid Steer, And His Feller Buncher
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#111 I Just Hit The Jackpot. Can You See It?
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#112 Customer Had Their Prius Towed In Because It Wouldn't Start After Installing Dynamats
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#113 I’m A Service Manager Who Has Seen Better Days
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#114 The Day Before Snow Comes In
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#115 Xmas Rolled In From The Boss
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#116 Kudos To You, If You Can Tell Me What This Big Silver Thing Is!
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#117 Love It When A Customer Keeps A Record That I Can See
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#118 This Months Snap On Flyer. Brass Tire Pressure Gauge And Maple Box Only $96
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#119 Customer Complaint? "It Steers Funny"
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#120 What's Next? 0w0?
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#121 Told The Younger Kids On Night Shift They Couldn’t Get The Axle Out Without A Press…
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#122 Whats Yall Opinion About These Kinds Of Lifts?
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#123 No Comment
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#124 Neat
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#125 Bugatti Veyron Spark Plug And Ignition Coil Replacement
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#126 C/S: Wife Hit A Pot Hole
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#127 Are Angry Texts From Customers Allowed? I Think I’m Gonna Frame This One
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#128 Co-Workers Uncle Has A Tendency To Overheat And Blow Head Gaskets. His Solution Was To Wire In A Universal Temp Switch To A Horn In The Dash. If It Goes Over 200f, The Horn Goes Off
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#129 Snap On Got Nothing On These Bad Boys
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#130 Customer Just Traded This In On A $105k Bmw 840. In Addition To A Years Worth Of Takeout Trash There Were About 50 Roaches Left In The Car
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#131 C/S “Something Is Rattling In The Back”
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#132 He Said He Just Bought The Car And Feels A Little Rumble In Low Speed
#133 Still Happens Even In 2023
#134 For An Oil Change…
#135 Is This An Acceptable Tip For New 35's With Alignment?
#136 Previous Mechanic Welded The Socket To The Oil Drain Bolt. Lol Genius Or Idiot?
#137 We Found This Young Lady Hiding Above The Rock Guard On A Subaru. Her Name Is Chassis And She Is Our New Parts Department Security Guard
#138 Still Happens Even In 2023
#139 Stripping Down My Dad's Supra To Get It Resprayed And I Found This 10mm That Was Under The Carpet That The Car Has Been Eating For Who Knows How Long
#140 A Home Depot Special On This Vw
#141 “Do You Guys Do Oil Changes?”
#142 Servicing A Very Low Mile Immaculate 15' Huracan. Find It Signed By The One And Only Valentino Balboni. Neat!
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