I’ve been walking up and asking “what is your favorite flavor of hair” but it’s starting to get old…
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Show a photo of yourself and ask "Excuse me, have you seen this person?"#2
I've always wanted to run up to a complete stranger in hysterics and yell, "Whatever you do, DO NOT look at their eyes!" and run away. I don't know who the "their" is referring to, neither does the stranger. I just wanna cause unnecessary stress because I'm a menace.#3
"Excuse me, what year is this?" When the person tells you, respond "It works! My machine really works!!"#4
Have you seen my sanity? i LeFt It InSiDe An OrAnGe#5
Look at the person, gasp dramatically, run away.#6
on a scale of 1-10, what is your favorite color of the alphabet(mines green)#7
Do you like pet chickens?I normally ask this and they are confused then say they like to eat chicken, but I say back "Do you like living, walking, breathing chickens?" And then they get creeped out
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Is there a phonebooth around here? SoMebODy's In tRoUblE!#9
Hey there.. Hi there... I'm Lost. Have you seen me wandering around here before????With a piece of tape or a name tag sticker on the front of my shirt that says
"If Found, PLEASE CALL (insert random friend/family member phone number) and report Missing IMMEDIATELY!!" ?
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This happened to my friend when she told a girl she liked her shirt, the girl replied with "I like your face" Lol we never let my friend forget that day.#11
Are you a whale person or a chicken person?#12
Can I have a moment of your time to talk about our lord and savior etc (I’m atheist ?)#13
If soap smells good but taste bad, does that mean poop smells bad BUT TASTES GOOD?! Asking for a friend.#14
Run up to somebody, yell, "Do you see them?!? You don't? oh... oh! that means they're GONE! GONE, I TELL YOU!!!!" Then run away.You can also yell, "Marco!" in a group of strangers at the store.
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Apparently I once walked up to a total stranger at the mall and asked, ‘Are you Santa Clause?’ That’s a pretty weird one.#16
Sit on a park bench and wait for people to sit with you. "It's done. Do you have the money?" - Not original from me; saw it either on YT, Pinterest or BP.#17
*Hug them* Whatever you do ,when i let go, RUN there here for you!#18
Did you remember to hide the body?#19
Once I asked a stranger what my own phone number was. No idea why.#20
Did you do it/did you hide it#21
"Do you think this book is hard enough to knock someone out with?" no matter what they say, hit yourself with the book and pretend to pass out#22
Do you want some Pringles? Their radioactive! ( assuming you already have them)#23
Sometimes I imagine myself asking a stranger, "Hey, whatever song you have in your head right now, sing it out loud!"And then they break into the whole song and dance, musical style haha
Never actually dared to, though.
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What's the date? NO! WHAT YEAR IS IT????#25
Can I borrow some cash/your card? Not only is that weird, it's f****d up#26
Find the most disturbing fact you know walk up to them tell them the creppy fact smile and walk away.#27
What are you doing here? Gasp and run away.#28
Wil'ya lemme go ahead jackass?#29
Assuming youre outside, ask if they know where the waiting room is. Or the front desk. 'Do you work here?' is a good one as well.#30
Do you have games on your phone?#31
"could you be a witness to my wedding"-Max fosh
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Pull this#33
Want to buy a furby?#34
Especially effective if you're the hypermasculine type:"Is this lipstick too pink for me?"
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Nice post#36
Be sure that you knock on the fridge door before opening- the salad might be dressing! :)#37
When I see classmates from my old school I go up to them and say hello and then ask them if their name is whatever their name is. They all look at me like I'm crazy and after a few seconds of that they remember me. I think it's pretty funny#38
When was the last time you pooped?#39
Giv them a hug and run#40
Just go up to them, point to the sky and ask them, "Did you know the sky is blue?"#41
Did you find the man I was talking about? I never received a call back, but maybe my umbrella is broken again.#42
I already know it's hilarious. I just don't know why I do it. I walk up to a handsome young man and say, "Hey you're absolutely adorable. Would you like to come home with me and be my pool boy?" Best answer was, 'Not this time; maybe next time!'#43
I would run up to someone and start quoting Hidan no Aria (an anime) and see how they react, then just fake die#44
Look at them with alarm and say, "Oh my god, you can see me?"#45
"Where'd you get that wig, Woolworths?"#46
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Pardon me, I have nothing to say.-George Carlin
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On the sidewalk outside, I asked someone who works in a business I frequent if he ever thinks about killing someone. He tossed his head back and said "every day". There was no context. I just laughed.#49
*yell in their face* DID YOU KNOW THAT CHICKENS ARE MADE OUT OF CHICKEN?#50
I know this is old, but I’ve always loved the idea of asking a stranger who says anything to me, “Can you see me?” In a panicky voice and run away.#51
Once had a homeless man ask me for my phone number, and then a quarter so he could “call me sometime”#52
My brother's favorite thing was to walk up to a stranger and greet them as if they were a long-lost friend; leave them standing there very confused and wondering who that was and how did they know him.#53
Hey buddy, can ya pull my finger?#54
"Oh my god, it's you! Do you remember me?"#55
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