You get into an argument with someone, the two of you are going at each other back and forth, and they get you so riled up that you suddenly can't think of a good comeback. Until you're taking a shower two years later.
There's actually a French term for this called l'esprit de l'escalier. It describes the feeling you get when you come up with the perfect reply after the fact.
We've all been there. It's devastating.
So let's take a moment and pay our respects to the people who can, in fact, deliver the goods on the spot. Taken from the appropriately titled subreddit r/MurderedByWords, here are some of the best ways to end a disagreement.
#1 Australians Are Easily Offended
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#2 Because God Told Me To
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#3 Don't Be That Guy
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#4 Yeah Homie
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#5 Nope, Not Benny Boy
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#6 I Know, It's Absolutely Bonkers
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#7 What Makes Fetal Heartbeat So Special?
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#8 First Knees, Then Ankles
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#9 They Always Forget About That Part
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#10 They Should Know How To Survive Without One Person
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#11 No, No. He's Got A Point
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#12 Dumbass. Couldn't Think Of Anything Wittier.
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#13 Yes, Well, You See, I'm Never Wrong
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#14 Fatality, Fatality
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#15 Don't Tag The Person You're Lying About
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#16 So Simple
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#17 Economics Are Hard
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#18 Completely And Totally Unnecessary
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#19 Meet My Friend, Terry
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#20 Armadillos Are Funny Looking Animals
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#21 She Works At Mcdonalds
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#22 Greatest Country In The World!
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#23 Louder With Dumbass
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#24 A 16 Year Old Takes Her Shot And Politely Dispatches Her Belittling Elders
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#25 You Do You
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#26 Win-Win Situation
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#27 Peta Being Peta
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#28 Her Go To Work A**
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#29 Well Yeah, The Whole Thing Was Crap To Begin With
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#30 She Literally Wrote A Whole Song About It
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#31 Got Hit With The "Come See Me After Class"
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#32 Preacher Speaking God's Word
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#33 No Statute Of Limitations On Murder
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#34 Oh No! Abort, Ab- Oh Wait
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#35 I Think He Just Did
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#36 Facts Aren't As Important As Your Narrative
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#37 Millennials Are Ruining Population Stability
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#38 God Has Nothing To Do With It
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#39 Math, Not Even Once
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#40 Bro Hit Him With The Receipt
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#41 Stop Spending, And Spending
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#42 Lemon Squeezy!
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#43 He's A Bit Of A Crybaby
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#44 How Do Pronouns Work
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#45 Correlation ≠ Causation
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#46 The Single Most British Murder I've Ever Seen
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#47 Weird Al Yankovic Destroys Kid Rock’s New Music Video
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#48 That's Because Australia Isn't Real
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#49 “Owning The Libs”
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#50 Wendy's Being Wholesome Is Rather Unexpected
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#51 Languages Are Fun!
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#52 A Simple Truth
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#53 Seriously? Ireland?!
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#54 No One Wants To Work!
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#55 Now Wait Just A Goddamn Minute
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#56 Say It Louder!
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#57 The British Sure Did That Well
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#58 Elon Can Be So Forgetful Sometimes
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#59 Of Course She Knows That!
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#60 Play Stupid Games
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#61 It'd Really Be A Shame If They Didn't
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#62 Sue Woke Up And Chose Violence
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#63 Vaccines Cause Autism
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#64 Double Standards, Everyone
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#65 Yes, Kids! Ask Me How!
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#66 Well, In His Defense, He's An Idiot
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#67 Never Thought I'd Side With Kim
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#68 An Athenian Smackdown
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#69 If We Could Reddit From Peloton, We Could Help Save Them
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#70 Taxation Is Theft
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