Our loyal readers know that if they hear the word “Zillow” it’s not gonna be a post about architectural masterpieces where the designs are award winning and where every little corner has its purpose.
Quite the contrary, we will dive into the zillionaire-approved houses of sheer insanity that show what happens when common sense and too many dollars in your bank account go on a date.
Thanks to the new and growing Instagram account “BizarreZillow” that has collected some of the most “seriously?!”-inducing Zillow listings, we now gotta see what cursed means when we talk real estate. So hold tight, things are about to get zillowy.
And be sure to check our previous article on beyond weird Zillow listings right here and here.
#1 Do You Think This Person Likes Cats? I Can’t Tell 669 County Road 8235, Concho, Arizona
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#2 Pinterest In The Streets, Goth In The Sheets! 228 Townsend Ave, Baltimore, Md
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#3 This One’s A Doozy! 32208 County Road, Saint Cloud, Minnesota
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#4 Anyone Have Some Excedrin Because This Gave Me A Migraine 20575 E Via De Areoles, Queen Creek, Arizona
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#5 “These Violent Delights Have Violent Ends” This House Has An Entire Wild West Town In The Backyard. I Thought Hbo Showed Us How This Type Of Thing Pans Out....18 El Prado Ct, Santa Rosa, California
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#6 This Looks Like A Mental Hospital For Bougie Space Aliens I’m Terrified...the Brits Are A Bunch Of Sickos!!!
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#7 This Listing Is One Of The Most Poignant Character Studies I’ve Ever Seen. 5217 S Scout Island Cir, Austin Texas
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#8 Dracula Meets Hgtv... Utah Never Ceases To Amaze Me! 4623 S Jupiter Dr E., Salt Lake City, Utah
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#9 Giving Me “Set Of 90s Nickelodeon Sitcom That No One Really Watched Or Remembers” Energy 6122 S Boston Cir, Greenwood Village
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#10 Absolutely Obsessed With This Time Capsule House, Wouldn’t Change A Thing!
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#11 Did A 9 Year Old Prince Design This House? 67 Byron, Weston, Massachusetts
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#12 If A Cheesecake Factory And A Rainforest Cafe Joined Forces... Located Just Fifteen Minutes From The House Jonbenet Ramsey Was Murdered In! 1133 Timber Ln., Boulder, Colorado
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#13 I Could Feel The Christmas Noose Begin To Tighten... 1 Rivers Edge Dr., Colts Neck, New Jersey
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#14 If You Dream Of Living In A Giant Turtle Terrarium, This Is The Home For You! 1920 S Springdale Rd., New Berlin, Wisconsin
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#15 How The Inside Of My Brain Feels After A Venti Cold Brew And 3 Hits Off The Dab Pen 3762 N. Harding Ave., Chicago, Illinois
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#16 The Listing Describes This House As “Charming And Spacious” 487 Harris St., Lebanon, Oregon
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#17 I Genuinely Dig This House 126 Old Hopewell Rd., Wappingers Falls, New York
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#18 This Home’s Transition From Pink And Dainty To Vampy And Brooding Is *chefs Kiss* 225 S Hamilton Dr., Beverly Hills, California
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#19 If A Sims House Created By An Emotionally Disturbed 10 Yr Old Came To Life
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#20 This Is So Darksided I Feel Physically Sick And Can’t Breathe 317 S Jefferson St., Princeton, Kentucky
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#21 I Try To Highlight Unconventional Design Choices Rather Than Rely On Visual Gags For Content, But I’ll Make An Exception Here Because I Would Die For These Women. 6040 Traylor Ave., Sarasota, Florida
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#22 This One Is More Peculiar Than Usual: $495,000/14.73 Acres And An Underground Missile Complex “One Of America's Most Top Secret Places Is Now On The Market
This complex is twelve minutes to the town of Benson. A time capsule - wrapped up and closed since 2016 to prevent vandals and curious explorers. Amazing and mysterious opportunities await the daring buyer. There’s a private well and electricity on-site! Views of the Rincon and Dragoon Mountains.”
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#23 The Kellogg Mansion In Dunedin Isles, Florida
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#24 1721 S 86th Cir., Omaha, Nebraska
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#25 4302 Colony West Dr., Richmond, Texas
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#26 22 Woodlane Dr., Newnan, Georgia
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#27 Come On Barbie Let’s Go Party! I Don’t Have The Exact Address Of This One, But It’s In Waterford, Michigan
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#28 34 Prescott Ave., Bronxville, New York
“Two very different artists live in this house; one does caricatures and collects historically significant bronze animal sculptures, the other creates wildly colorful installations, sculptures and paintings, which are spread all over the interior…walls, floors, cabinets and ceilings. Their South African heritage, together with items brought back from travels to India, Mexico, Ethiopia, Mali, Burkina Faso and Morocco blend into eclectic, international interiors.”
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#29 3680 Wagner Ford Rd., Dayton, Ohio
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#30 This Is The Home That Inspired It All. Words Escape Me Every Time I See These Photos. This House Opened Up New Doors Inside My Soul And Makes Me Feel Emotions I Never Knew I Had. 450 W Grixdale Ave., Detroit, Michigan
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#31 203 E Morrison St., Fayette, Missouri
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#32 300 Noble Ave., Fort Worth, Texas
me: mom can we get the palace of versailles
mom: we have the palace of versailles at home
the palace of versailles at home:
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#33 This House Is Described As “A Slice Of Heaven With Endless Possibilities”. Also The Walls Are Filled With Water For God Knows What Reason 350 Van Dalton Rd., Corrigan, Texas
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#34 280 Chiquita Rd., Healdsburg, California
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#35 304 S Lakeview Ave., Sturgis, Michigan
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#36 “There’s A Gaping Void Inside My Soul So I’ll Pack My House To The Gills With Ugly Things Until I Can Feel Something Again!” -The Owner Of This House, Probably 3538 W Capitol Dr, Peoria, Illinois
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#37 We Get It... You Got Bullied In High School And Now You Put Waaaay Too Much Effort Into Your Comic Con Costume. Get Some Therapy
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#38 When He Said He Lives In The “Penthouse” Then U Come Over And See This....yes, This Is A Stand-Alone House Built On The Roof Of An Apartment Building. 714 S Dearborn St Unit 9-Ph, Chicago, Illinois
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#39 Here’s A Demented House In Russia. I Don’t Know Any Details Because The Listing Is Entirely In Russian. New Yawk Babie
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#40 House Is A Dream
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#41 720 California Ave., Reno, Nevada
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#42 6561 Shady Side Rd., Shady Side, Maryland
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#43 Marsha! Marsha! Marsha! 1250 Miami Path, Lake Orion, Michigan
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#44 Welcome To The Winchester Mystery House, The Spooky Abode Of Sara Pardee Winchester
As the wife of William Winchester, creator of war rifles used throughout the 19th century, Sara’s life was plagued by misfortune, marked by the deaths of her infant daughter from wasting disease and husband who succumbed to tuberculosis. Stricken by grief, Sara was drawn to the trendy “spiritualism” movement of the era, and was told by a medium that her family was cursed and stalked by the souls of those killed by her husband’s weapons. This clairvoyant told Sara that the only way to escape the malevolent presence was to move west, build a home, and continue expanding it forever. Using her inheritance of nearly $1000 per day, Sara attempted to “trick” the ghosts by constructing a mansion filled with convoluted floorpans, winding hallways, stairs that lead to ceilings, and the infamous “door to nowhere” pictured on the 3rd slide which opens to a steep drop from the second floor.
The home boasts over 160 rooms, including 40 bedrooms, two ballrooms, 47 fireplaces and 10,000 panes of glass, and once stood seven stories tall prior to the 1960 earthquake which leveled sections of the estate. Only one bathroom in the home was operational, with all others used as “decoys” to confuse spirits. Though the medium told her that constant development of the house would grant her immortality, Sara passed away inside the home in 1922. The Winchester Mystery House is also the inspiration for The Haunted Mansion ride at Disney World
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#45 1969 Mansion! Getting “Once Upon A Time In Hollywood” Vibes. 1240 S Manzanita Ave., Palm Springs, California
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#46 Choices Were Made Here. None Of Them Good. 3808 Zieber Rd., Santa Rosa, California
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#47 We Love A Mirrored Dining Room 4923 Kessler Boulevard East Dr., Indianapolis, Indiana
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#48 Nothing Screams Luxury More Than Zebra And Two-Toned Cow Motifs In One Room! I’m Honestly Not Mad At This Though, That View. 9120 Riverside Dr., Fort Washington, Maryland
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#49 I Swear I’ve Been Here In A Dream. The Inside Is A Different Shape Than The Outside. Lovecraftian Horror On. 10160 Nw Oak Ridge Rd., Yamhill, Oregon
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#50 The Munster Mansion In Texas! The Munster Mansion Is The Proud Home And Hard Work Of Sandra And Charles Mckee. The Munster Mansion Is A Replica Of The House Used In "The Munsters" 60's Sitcom Show. It Has Been Painstakingly Recreated Room By Room, Through Watching And Re-Watching Footage From The Show. The Owners Offer Both Private Tours And Murder Mystery Parties In The Home
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#51 Welcome To The Hellscape That Is 432 Park Avenue In New York City
This 1,396 foot nightmare on “Billionaire Row” holds 147 apartments and is currently the 3rd-tallest residential building in the world, with a 15:1 height-to-width ratio that is one of the most slender in the world. Amenities include golf training facilities, a private Michelin-starred restaurant and a 4 story fitness center with an Olympic sized swimming pool, sauna and library curated by Assouline.
It sounds too good to be true because it is. Residents of 432 Park are facing millions of dollars worth of water damage from mechanical and plumbing issues, frequent elevator malfunctions, and walls that “creak like the galley of a ship” because the building sways violently in the wind. 432’s boxy design was inspired by a designer wastepaper basket.
Residents say they were promised move-in ready units and were instead greeted with a half-built, plywood filled mess on closing day. “The icing on the cake? Everybody hates each other here,” said resident Sarina Abramovich.
*cue ‘Succession’ theme song*
Interior images are from unit 80A (3bed/3bath) currently offered for sale at 20 million
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#52 23645 Country Villa Rd Ramona, California
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#53 9125 S Buffalo Dr., Las Vegas, Nevada
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#54 Imagine... The Year Is 1963
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#55 3682 Princeton Pl., Boca Raton, Florida
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#56 If You Need Me I’ll Be In The Tub Of My Pink Carpeted Bathroom, Developing A Plot To Weasel My Way Into My Sugar Daddy’s Will. 2055 S. Joshua Tree Pl., Palm Springs, California
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#57 The Mentally Ill Wife Of A Mobster Probably Decorated This And I Love It 23 Graceview Dr., Kinnelon, New Jersey
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#58 I’ve Got Vampires On The Brain Thanks To The 2020 Resurgence Of The Twilight Franchise. This House Makes Me Want To Sleep In A Coffin And Hiss At A Crucifix! 2114 Ne Crestview Dr., Newport, Oregon
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#59 I Might Be Insane, But I Think With The Right Designer And Some Tlc This Place Could Be Really Chic! 1829 Val Verde Ln., Delano, California
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#60 Giving Me Game Of Thrones, Jimmy Buffet, And Extreme Home Makeover All At Once?? 14125 Nw Germantown Rd., Portland, Oregon
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#61 608 Warren Blvd., Broomall, Pennsylvania
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#62 3116 Inlet Rd., Virginia Beach, Virginia
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#63 174 E La Verne Way, Palm Springs, California
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#64 Themed Rooms Consist Of A 1950s Inspired Drive-In Theater With Cadillac Convertible Bed, A ‘Gypsy’ Themed Suite With A Sunken Stone Hot Tub, An Ancient Roman Room With Chariot Bed, An Egyptian Room With A Life-Sized King Tut Sarcophagus, A Parisian Themed Room With A Spiral Staircase And Loft, And A Pirate Suite With A Hidden Treasure Chest
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