We all make fools out of ourselves every now and then. Nobody is safe from that unwelcome sense of anxiety once you realized the thing you just said makes zero sense. But things that leave your mouth, whether IRL or online, do stay there, oftentimes forever.
And there’s a whole corner of Reddit, r/S***AmericansSay, dedicated entirely to the mission of collecting the stupidest, funniest, and sometimes embarrassing cases of people being so convinced they know better when they couldn’t be further away from the truth.
So let’s ready ourselves for the ensued hilarity, ‘cause we are about to have a fair share of it, trust me.
#1 You're On The Internet, Which Is American
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#2 What Does He Care? He's Not A Us Citizen, He's Not Effected
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#3 Go To Panama, This Is America
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#4 The Ambulance Is Not Your Taxi To The Hospital
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#5 America Is The Reason You Have Cars
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#6 Biden's America
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#7 “I Am In Rhode Island”. “Nice, Ever Been To The USA Before”?
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#8 'People Who Leave Their Phones Set To Military Time Are War Criminals'
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#9 Hmmmmmmm
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#10 “More People Use Imperial Than Metric”
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#11 "Uniquely American"
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#12 Are We Acting Like That's Not Possible?
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#13 I Am Confused Is There A Rome In Italy?
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#14 How Do You Prevent People From Jumping Off Like Idiots?
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#15 The Real Heros Are The Ones Who Served The Us Military
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#16 "More People Know About Our Smallest State Vermont Then The Amsterdam"
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#17 “We Savez Nations Not Destroy Them”
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#18 "American Deaths Are Worth More"
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#19 Being Broke In American Is 100% On You
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#20 (Sad) Mistake A North Korean Flag For A Texan Flag
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#21 “They Started Faking An Accent”
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#22 “We Will Never Rewrite The Constitution”
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#23 "It's Amazing To See How Few Countries Know That "Soccer" Is The Correct Term"
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#24 "Healthcare Isn't A Human Right"
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#25 “The White House Is Bigger Than All The Countries You Named”
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#26 Wait Other Countries Didn't Have To Sing Their National Anthem Everyday At School For 12 Years???
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#27 "I'd Rather Receive False Information..."
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#28 "[...]although My Ancestry Dna Gives Me Zero Italian Dna On My Dad's Side, I'll Stick With Being 1/4 Italian!"
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#29 People Engaging Me In German Because I Look German
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#30 The Titanic Is Just A Movie, Right?
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#31 Do You Guys Have Refrigerators?
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#32 But We Can Pock Whatever Doctor Or Healthcare Insurer We Want! We Win
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#33 Pridemonth
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#34 "Europeans Have Pretty Much The Exact Same Culture And Genetics"
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#35 Why Is Munich Spelled "München" On Signs In Germany?
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#36 It Foreign
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#37 Where Does It Say In The Constitution Or Any Of The Amendments That Eating Is A Human Right?
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#38 Well Allocated Funds
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#39 Bidets Are Confusing
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#40 Wishing "Evil" On A Country Is Pretty Mean
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#41 European Countries Don't Have Elections As They Are Too Poor To Pay For The Patent Rights
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#42 “Who Was The First Country On Planet Earth To Ban Slavery? That’s Right, America”
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#43 Why Do Brits Speak English, An American Language, Rather Than Speaking Some European Language?
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#44 "Europeans Don't Have Culture"
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#45 Nates Of Americans
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#46 Futuristic Technology
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#47 Forks Are Uniquely American
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#48 Should Ask Them If Jews Matter Too
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#49 "I Will Not Comply"
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#50 Your Haircuts Are Un-American
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#51 “He Is (Your President)”
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#52 “...your Hip Would Break Because Their Medical Staff Is Garage...”
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#53 My Ancestors Are American And They Came From America
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#54 If Churchill Was A "Racist"
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#55 "At Least American Toilets Aren't Just Holes In The Ground"
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#56 Can’t Compare Those Other Cities To The Us
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#57 Countries
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#58 Is Mediterranean A Slur To Italians?
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#59 “I Get That Native Americans Are Upset, I Get It”
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#60 Would Love To See Some Of These Countries Try To F With Us
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#61 Reading Is Hard
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#62 Rank: Military Spouse
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#63 Commie Divas
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#64 Europe Is A Country
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#65 "Has Monumentally Contributed More To Mankind Than All Those Noted Combined"
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#66 "You Shoud Put The U.S. For English"
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#67 "Offended By Our Patriotism, Wattpad Girl?"
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#68 You're A Third World Country For A Reason
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#69 ”Why Does Italian Pizza Look So Bad?”
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#70 “We Invented The Car”
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#71 "My Expensive, Frequent Health Care Is Subsidized At The Expense Of Healthy People. I Think It's Great!" Thief
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#72 "USA Is Less Racist Than Those Scandinavian Ethnostates''
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#73 Well They Don’t Have Rights In England
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#74 "Good Luck Trying To Be A Billionaire Over There."
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#75 "Come To America Where Our Dialects Are So Different Some Count As Completely Different Languages"
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#76 "I Would Like To See You Devote A Tweet To Memorializing The Victims Of 9/11. Thanks"
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#77 "If Your Leg Is Broken In Europe - You're Done "
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#78 "You Rarely See Iphones Outside Switzerland"
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#79 “Everyone Should Be Put In The Marines. Now”
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#80 My Son Died From Covid-19 And I'm Still Voting For Trump
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#81 Please Don't Bring This European Style Socialism To America
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#82 Only Americans Can Comprehend American Football
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