27 Dumb Quotes Celebrities Would Like You To Forget

Everyone says something stupid from time to time. Though, most of us probably get away with it pretty easily, since people just laugh it off and forget about our silly brain farts pretty fast. However, if you're famous then it's a completely different story. It appears that everything a celebrity says (or tweets) is carefully logged on the internet and available at all times. Especially if that person doesn't appear to be the smartest cookie in the jar.

We here at Bored Panda decided to dig into that cloud of shame and find out what are the most clueless things celebrities have said. From funny to completely delusional, the quotes will certainly make you feel better that you're not the one who said these things in public. Scroll below to read the list!

#1 Britney Spears

"I’ve never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don’t like eating fish. And I know that’s very popular out there in Africa"

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#2 Kanye West

"I actually don't like thinking. I think people think I like to think a lot. And I don't. I do not like to think at all."

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#3 Paris Hilton

"No, no, I didn’t go to England, I went to London."

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#4 Shaquille O’Neal

Reporter: “Did you visit the Parthenon during your trip to Greece?” Shaquille O’Neal: “I can’t really remember the names of the clubs we went to.”

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#5 Carl Everett

"God created the sun, the stars, the heavens and the earth, and then made Adam and Eve. The Bible never says anything about dinosaurs. You can't say there were dinosaurs when you never saw them. Somebody actually saw Adam and Eve eating apples. No one ever saw a Tyrannosaurus rex."

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#6 Christina Aguilera

"So, where’s the Cannes Film Festival being held this year?"

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#7 Jessica Simpson

“Is this chicken or is this fish? I know it’s tuna but it says ‘Chicken of the Sea’.”

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#8 Jaden Smith

“If everybody in the world dropped out of school, we would have a much more intelligent society.”

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#9 Justin Bieber

When asked what political party he’d support if he was old enough to vote, Bieber responded: “I’m not sure about the parties. But whatever they have in Korea, that’s bad.”

#10 Kellie Pickler

"I thought Europe was a country."

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#11 Brooke Shields

"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost an important part of your life"

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#12 Mike Tyson

"I guess I'm gonna fade into Bolivian"

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#13 Arnold Schwarzenegger

Asked whether he supported gay marriage, Arnold replied, "No, I think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman."

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#14 Kim Kardashian

Kim on her 72-day marriage to Kris Humphries: "I spoke to a girl today who had cancer and we were talking about how this is such a hard thing for her, but it taught her a big lesson on who her friends are and so much about life. She's 18. And I was like, that's how I feel."

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#15 Dalai Lama

“I mean, if a female Dalai Lama come, then she must be very attractive. Otherwise not much use.”

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#16 Sienna Miller

"I love them. Love them. I think the more positive approach you have to smoking, the less harmful it is."

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#17 Craig T. Nelson

"I've been on foodstamps and welfare. Anybody help me out? No."

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#18 Geraldo Rivera

“I am urging the parents of black and Latino youngsters, particularly, to not let their young children go out wearing hoodies. I think the hoodie is as much responsible for Trayvon Martin’s death as George Zimmerman was.” 

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#19 Bill O'reilly

"I’ll tell you why [religion’s] not a scam. In my opinion, all right? Tide goes in, tide goes out. Never a miscommunication. You can’t explain that. You can explain why the tide goes in…"

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#20 David Beckham

"We're definitely going to get Brooklyn christened, but we don't know into which religion."

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#21 George Gobel

"If it weren't for electricity, we'd all be watching television by candlelight."

#22 Amanda Bynes

To Rihanna "Chris Brown Beat You Because You're Not Pretty Enough"

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#23 Sylvester Stallone

"The only happy artist is a dead artist, because only then you can't change. After I die, I'll probably come back as a paintbrush."

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#24 Cameron Diaz

“I’ve been noticing gravity since I was very young.”

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#25 Elizabeth Hurley

"I’ve always thought Marilyn Monroe looked fabulous, but I’d kill myself if I was that fat. I went to see her clothes in the exhibition, and I wanted to take a tape measure and measure what her hips were. (laughter) She was very big.”

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#26 Lena Dunham

“Now I can say that I still haven’t had an abortion, but I wish I had.”

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#27 Kelly Osbourne

"If you kick every Latino out of this country, then who is going to be cleaning your toilets, Donald Trump?"

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#28 Mitt Romney

"I believe in an America where millions of Americans believe in an America that's the America millions of Americans believe in. That's the America I love."

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#29 Madonna

"Listen, everyone is entitled to my opinion."

#30 Dan Quayle

"It's time for the human race to enter the solar system!"

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#31 R Kelly

"All of a sudden, you’re, like, the bin Laden of America. Osama bin Laden is the only one who knows exactly what I’m going through.” 

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#32 Michelle Rodriguez

About taking on the role of Green Lantern Jessica Cruz: "That's the dumbest thing I ever heard. I think it's so stupid because of this whole minorities in Hollywood thing. It's so stupid. Stop stealing all the white people's superheroes. Make up your own. What's up with that?"

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#33 Will Smith

"If it was something that I really committed myself to, I don't think there's anything that could stop me becoming President of the United States."

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#34 Gwyneth Paltrow

“I’d rather smoke crack than eat cheese from a tin” 

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#35 Jim Morrison

"I think the highest and lowest points are the important ones. Anything else is just...in between."

#36 David Hasselhoff

"I've got taste. It's inbred in me." 

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#37 Guy Ritchie

"It's okay to have beliefs, just don't believe in them."

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#38 Paris Hilton

"I'm so smart now. Everyone's always like 'take your top off'. Sorry, NO! They always want to get that money shot. I'm not stupid."

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#39 Ke$ha

"If I smear glitter on my face, you don't have a choice—you will be more attracted to me."

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#40 Morrissey

"Long hair is an unpardonable offence which should be punishable by death."

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