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Wednesday, 22 June 2022

Hey Pandas, If Your Cat Was On A Dating Website What Would Their Profile Be?

I’ve seen dogs but not cats!

#1 My Very Handsome Boy, And He Behaves Very Well, A Real Gentleman

#2 On A Scale Of 1-10, You're A Nine And I'm The One You Need.

#3 Picture Perfect

#4 My Sweet Weirdo

#5 How You Doin’?

#6 Loving Couple Seeking Third Member For A One Night Stand. Serious Inquiries Only!!

#7 Hey There, Handsome

#8 Just Sitting Around Waiting For A Cutie To Drop Into My Dms…

#9 Well Hello There....you……yes You.

#10 Just Karl, Hanging Out. Likes Sitting In The Sink

#11 That's Right Girls I'm A Bad Boy

#12 I Am The Queen.

#13 There’s Room For Two In Here!

#14 Adventurous Young Girl Looking For A Mans Who Will Buy Me Shiny Stuff Because I’m A Material Girl.

#15 Do You Like Meowing At The Moon And Catching Flies Too?

#16 Look At Me. I Am Beauty.

#17 Hi, I'm Sugar! My Favorite Thing To Do Is Sleep! When I'm Not Sleeping, I'll Be Eating. However, At 3am Every Morning, I Wrestle My Sister And Chase Her Throughout The House. In The Summer, I Bring Crickets Inide, Tear Off A Few Of Its Legs, And Watch It Try To Escape While Cackleing Evily. Then I Go Sleep For Four More Hours! Lmk If You Wanna Hang

#18 Feeling Cute My Use The Litter Box Later

#19 You Want Somma This Fabulousness?

#20 ? If You Piñaskulladas, And Taking Naps In The Rain, If You’re Big Into Cat Nip, If You Have Fish On The Brain, If You Like Makin Noise At Midnight, With A Pink Jingle Ball, You’re The Feline I’ve Looked For, Give This Big Boi A Call ?

#21 Spoiled Indoor Prince Who Enjoys Long Walks, Hair Ties And Shoving His Butthole In Your Face If You're Gaming And Not Paying Enough Attention To Him.

#22 Ddf Smf Iso Ddf Sff

#23 Charlie Here,check Me Out

#24 Rocky (How Do I Add Text, Help)

#25 Talking Sounds Perrfect

#26 Adelaide. Loves Hunting Frogs And Insects. Looking For A Good Time. Will Try Anything Once!

#27 Mouse Chaser- Loves To Cuddle (Reviews) "He's Crazy" - Wild Illustrated "Can Fit Into Any Box" - My Human -*trembles* - The Dog Petflix & Chill? ?

#28 Well Hello There, I'm Sprite! I Love Running Around My Neighborhood, And Tackling My Sister, Sugar! That Picture Is Of Me Under A Sculpture On My Neighbors Roof! They Have A Cat Too, So I Proved My Domanince By Being An Outdoor/Indoor Cat. I Have Actually Tussled With A Squirrel On Someone Elses Roof, So Yes, Im A Bad Girl. And, Owner Here, Sorry About The Grainyness Of The Photo

#29 I Is Fluffers. Can I Has Doughnut?

#30 “Waiting For My Husband Come Back To Sea, But We Can Grab A Bowl Of Milk Till Then.”

#31 Charlie Is Gold

#32 Mr. Mistoffelees Here. I'm A Fun Loving Dude Looking For Someone Who Enjoys A Good Tumble.

#33 I'm Sammy And My Hobbies Include Stomping On Things Like Godzilla, Chasing Greebles, Behing Handsome, Singing When Everyone Is Trying To Sleep And Being A Good Snuggler. My Human Calls Me Her Teddy Bear. I Am A Very Good Boy.

#34 That's The Point Dad, Why Did You Spend £40 On A Cosy Cat Bed?

#35 I Am Zelda, And I Will Consume Your Soul!

#36 Tommy-O And Midnight Louie. Just A Couple Of Wild And Crazy Guys Looking For Chicks. Please Bring Dipping Sauce.

#37 No Nonsense, Demanding Old Man Who Loves His Cuddles

#38 This Is Merlin. He Loves Blankets And Cuddles, And Is A Very Good Boy.

#39 Hi- I'm Honey! I'm Not On Here To Look For Boys, I'm Only Here To Make My Husband Jealous, Last Night A Girl Cat Called To Him In The Window And He Responded! The Nerve Of Some Cats.

#40 I'm Your Queen...

#41 Looking For Someone To Steal Snacks With

#42 I Am A Magnificent Cat.

#43 Grüezi To The Guys

#44 Lets Knock Things Off The Table Together.

#45 A Gentleman Who Helps With The House Chores

#46 "I Don't Cuddle And I'm Cuter Than You. Also, Give Me Your Fishies."

#47 A Big Guy Who's A Little Shy...

#48 Peg - Will Gift You As Many Garden Snakes As Possible. Is Tired Of His Little Brother's Bs. Uses His Free Time To Explore The Outdoors, Or Stare Into The Void.

#49 Sup?

#50 Ready To Be Worshiped

#51 Call Me Mochi, Glad To Match You!

#52 Look Into My Eyes, They Are Calling For You ❤️

#53 Wana Lick My Toes

#54 Do You Need Cuddles? I Is 20 Pounds Of Fluff Wif Lots Of Snuggles To Give. I Waitz By Computer For Your Emailz.

#55 My Sister's Beautiful Cat Jet Enjoying The Spring Blossoms.

#56 Dugal, A Wild And Free Soul

#57 Just Look At This Sexy Man

#58 Ricky As A Handsome Cat :d

#59 Love Going Places, Even When I Shouldn't. Only Contact Me If You Can Put Up With Noise

#60 Sleepy Boy, Looking For A Napping Buddy

#61 Wanna Pet Me?

#62 Submission 1/2: A Very Good Girl, Like Hiding In Fireplaces And Eating Cantaloupe.

#63 Beautiful Lady Seeking Equally Beautiful Gentleman. Must Love Tuna And Indulge In Nightly Catnip.

#64 Let's Vogue!

#65 I Wake Up Like This ?

#66 I Am Annoying, Love Head Pats, Unable To Have Children, And Am A Very Friendly Beast. I’m A Girl And Love Chicken.

#67 Pete, Big Handsome Boi

#68 Hey I’m Charlie (This Is My Old Cat That We Don’t Have Anymore, I Don’t Have A Pic Of My New Cat..)

#69 Get My Good Side

#70 You Enjoy Cosy Days, Tucked In My Blanket? There Is Another Hole To Tuck Yourself In Beside Me For Watching Humans Doing What Humans Do

#71 You Might Be My Missing Part ♡ Let's Check How We Mesh Together

#72 Mon Cherie...won't You Koin Me On My Human Pedestal?

#73 Submission 2/2: An Absolute Queen, Does Not Tolerate Bullshit.

#74 A Little Wild, A Little Bit Of A Party Girl, And Slightly Mean When You Meet Me, But Ultimately Looking For Someone To Sit In A Box With.

#75 Leia A Sweet Kitty Whom Loves To Party And Hunt.

#76 This Boy Loves The Thrill Of The Chase And Eating Out (And Butter)

#77 I'm Tiger, I'm Always Looking For A Good Snack... If You Can Open A Pouch Of Chicken Pudding We're A Match Made In Heaven ? Male By Birth, Female By Preference. Please Refer To Me As Princess Tiger Louise? ( Thank Goodness My Mommies See The Real Me And Allow Me To Be Who I Wanna Be!)

#78 I Am All Muscle❤️❤️

#79 I’m Twig! I’m Pretty Adventurous. Looking For Someone To Roam Around The Woods And Sleep In The Sun With.

#80 I Am Tater Tot. Like My Ears?

#81 Buster, 3, Tn USA, 10/17 Love Food, Will Scream Hello At 3am To Scare My Mommy, 10/20 Love Leaving Half Alive Mice For My Tiny Hooman Insueing Chaos In House Hold

#82 Distinguished Gentleman Looking For Classy Lady To Judge The World Together

#83 I Only Have Eyes (And Eyebrows) For You, Dear

#84 I Love Taking Pictures, I Ams The Most Handsomest Model. I Require 24-Hour Attention, Even At Two In The Morning.

#85 Sir Tippicus Toppicus Rompicus Maximus, But You May Call Me Tips. I Am A Maincoon (20lb Big Boi), Seeking A Partner To Join In On The Fine Art Of The Cat Loaf. I Enjoy Hiding In Tubes (All The Better To Scare My Sister), Snuggling Under Soft Blankets And Stinky Arm Pit Shirts, Belly Rubs, Drinking Water From A Large Syringe (I Had Bladder Crystals, No More, But Still Enjoy My Servants Ministrations), And Waking My Humans Up At 4am To Sit With Me While I Eat My Crackers. If You're Looking To Be My Dutchess Dm Me. Serious Inquiries Only!

#86 Kind Of Dumb, A Little Needy (Will Complain If I'm Not Getting Enough Scritches), But 100% Loveable And Dorky. Would Love To Be Your Bestest Friend. ❤️

#87 Vuzlin

#88 Silly, Loves Bags, Very Adventurous, And Loves String

#89 Bonjour Mademoiselle

#90 Cutiw

#91 Down For Anything Hot Beach Body Can't Cook,steal Edibles ? Love The Ladies Purrrr??

#92 Meet Lilbit - The Amazing Half Cat, Half Monkey, Half Goat Kitty. Less Than 4 Lbs, But Rules With An Iron Paw And Will Loudly Bleat At Full Volume To Ensure She Gets Her Way.

#93 Come And Sit Right Here, With Me

#94 Bella Loves Kibble, Playing Games, Sunshine And Snuggly Cuddles And Kisses. She's A Sweetheart And A Little Love Bug.

#95 Senior Metroman, I May Have No Balls But I Can Still Purr Up A Storm. Looking For A Cuddly Lady

#96 Hey There

#97 If You Don't Have Any Food To Share Move Along.

#98 Hey Handsome, I'm Craufurd (11 F) Looking For A Man To Share My Cardboard Box. ?

#99 A Handsome Boy In A Very Smart Bow Tie

#100 Charlie Lu

#101 A Wild One, Grisina

#102 Feisty Female Appropriate Named Fleebag. Likes Short Walks And Long Naps . I Am Self Employed (Vermin Control) And Have Own Country House With Tennents .

#103 I’m Phoebe. I Like Snuggling In Fluffy Blankets And Singing The Songs Of My People At 2am.

#104 Smidge: I’m A Momma’s Girl, But For The Right Treat, I Can Be A Daddy’s Girl Too…

#105 Up For A Little Catnip N Chill?

#106 Snookie. Around 9. Totally Doesn’t Go Nuts For Pets. Completely Normal Reactions. Like Seriously I Promise.

#107 I Am Murphy And I Am The Best Cuddler!!

#108 Looking For Tom Of Her Dreams! Any Takers?

#109 Hendrix Cute And Cuddly

#110 Wanna Petflix And Chill? I Know Where The Closest Catnip Bags Are ;]

#111 I Like Piña Coladas And Getting Caught In The Rain.

#112 Will Give You Glares If You Don’t Lick Me Loves To Steal Food And Hair Bands But Hates Outside

#113 Yeah I Know I Have High Cheek Bones ??

#114 Mom Says The Larping Must Stop! Need To Get Out More. I'm 3 Yo, Fun, Thoughtful, Role Play +

#115 My Dog Is Very Sweet And Does Not Bark That Often

#116 Very Silly Profile Picture

#117 Hi, I'm Java. I Love To Travel And Compete In Beauty Pagents, But I Also Enjoy Just Hanging Out On The Couch And Cuddling.

#118 Emmaline: Cute, Cuddly, & Kinda Crazy.

#119 Hello, My Name Is Lucy, But You Can Call Me Lucylu Or Princess. I Am 18 Years Old, And Looking For Someone To Spend The End Of My Life With

#120 I Am Playful But Handsome!

#121 I Will Scream At You Until You Pet Me

#122 Chunky Boi

#123 All Of The Floof

#124 I Am Playful, Handsome, And I Will Rock Your World!



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