Nice: Here are 50 of the funniest euphemisms for masturbation

This post is part of Mashable's Masturbation Week. May is National Masturbation Month, so we're celebrating by exploring the many facets of self-love.

So you want to talk about masturbation, but you don't want to say "masturbation."

First, have you considered just saying "masturbation?" It's a fine and good word to say; plus, it's gender-free! But if you really can't do it — or if you're some kind of slang aficionado — you'll be thrilled to know that there are dozens of unusual euphemisms for masturbation at your disposal.

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